Chapter 5: The Plot Twists

At home, Jacob trotted into the kitchen and lapped loudly at his water bowl until his muzzle was dripping with wet. Sylvia turned on the TV, watched five minutes of fluff on the local news, and flicked it off.

“I’m going to bed,” she announced and headed into the bedroom to change. 

Jacob, still panting from his night’s travels, followed her, hopped onto Colin’s side of the bed, and sprawled across the sheets that had been clean.

Colin stood in the doorway leaning against the doorframe and watching Sylvia disrobe. She took a long flannel nightgown out of the dresser, pulled off her shirt and pants, then turned toward the bed and away from Colin to remove her bra. 

Colin, perhaps overly tired, expected her to turn around, showing her breasts to him, and smile.

She didn’t; instead, she pulled the thick nightgown over her head, and crawled into the bed next to their dog.  She settled into the pillows, into the comforter, and exhaled loudly as Jacob sidled up beside her prone body.

“Some night,” she said.

“So you’re . . .” Colin paused. He didn’t want to say the wrong thing as he tended to.  He didn’t want to project an image of himself to Sylvia that was either too entitled or too needy.  He just wanted her to realize his disappointment. It wasn’t working. He could tell. “Bunnies . . .?” he stammered.

“I know. Thank goodness Jacob didn’t find one. I’m not sure I could manage cleaning such a mess tonight.”

“No,” Colin said, “as in fuck like.”

“Oh yes. I’d forgotten.”

“It’s just . . .”

“I’m sorry, Colin. I’m exhausted.  And this little beasty,” she said as she scratched behind Jacob’s flopping ears, “gave me a raging headache.”

“I understand,” Colin said, even though he wasn’t sure he did.  Still, Colin thought, the conversation was over. There was nothing more to be said, nothing that could be done. 

And within five minutes, both Jacob and Sylvia had fallen into faraway lands of snores.

He could, he supposed, take care of his frustrations himself. 
He could turn to his own fantasias and continue the writing that had begun with what he’d assumed was great promise but may have been, in retrospect, delusion. He could figure out an appropriate price for the battered clarinet he’d kept from much more awkward days as a member in his junior high school’s marching band and then post an ad on Craigslist. Or, he could look for a job.

He decided to write.  He reread the first chapter he’d written and found himself fighting the impulse to dismiss all he’d managed to write as thinly veiled autobiography. Worse, he realized that the inclusion of a selkie, even if only for a paragraph or two, in all likelihood, limited his audience.  How many people could possibly know what the hell a selkie was? And of those who did not, how many would bother looking it up?  Worse, he realized that the pacing was all wrong. Nothing, aside from psychological development of his protagonist had yet happened. This, alas, was turning into a character-driven story. It was turning literary, and Colin had no idea, other than beginning Andrea’s novel, what to do next.    

But there was something about Andrea that he liked, almost adored.  He was curious to see what she would do next, whether or not her sudden entrance into a world where she made her own stories, rather than replaying and reliving those that were handed to her, could sustain itself. He wanted to know whether her nascent efforts would flail into failure as his so often did—as his were doing now.

Maybe, Colin reasoned with himself, tonight was just not the night.  Too much had happened. His mind, like the stomach of a child who’d ridden one too many roller coasters after one too many ice cream floats, felt uncertain if stability could ever exist again. He gave up on the idea of writing, opened another browser window, puttered around MySpace, and then checked his email. 

Nestled between Viagra spam, a “job offer” that probably came from a Nigerian cybercafé, a brief, pleading note from his ever-worried father that was signed with a verse from Revelations, and a reminder from his friend Rick that Colin had promised to feed Rick’s cat while he was on vacation in Tokyo was the first comment on Commercial Novel. Colin took a deep breath, as if to steady himself before opening the message that he couldn’t quite bear to read. He replied to Rick’s email instead:

Rick, he wrote.

It’s on my calendar, man, but don’t forget about the 5 bucks you promised for making sure your cat don’t die.

Colin’s stomach churned as he pressed send. Then, before he could talk himself out of it, he opened the comment message:

hey. this is a pretty cool idea so far its all wrong tho. these people are useless and should just get jobs or something.  i know its hard and your hurtin tho so im donatin like 50 cents but sh*t man you gotta make us feel. like what if that michael guy got shot and was like couldn’t really work or something? then that andrea would have a real reason to lay in bed all day and then id believe it and then id pullin for the girl like rocky. yeah that’s my suggestion michael should get shot.

Colin couldn’t believe it. He reread the message twice. It was, he knew, an awful suggestion that violated what little plot development had already been established. He could see such a twist leading to nothing less than sentimentality of the worst kind—the sort you see in a rejected after-school-special script. It would be virtually impossible, Colin thought, to build any legitimate emotional resonance after Michael—whose character was little more than a skeletal sketch—came up lame.

Colin fought the temptation to punch his computer screen. He could feel tiny hairs on the back of his neck raise like a razorback’s. He snorted and shoved himself away from his desk. He paced the room, brushing his fingers through his hair, mumbling to himself about art, integrity, politics, and the manufactured whims of the masses. He told himself that he was better than this, that all he needed was a little more time. He felt like kicking the television. He felt like punching a hole in his desk. He felt like shattering each and every one of his possessions—all the pointless knickknacks he’d bought before the unfathomable became fathomable. He pictured himself descending into the garage, taking the tin of gasoline meant for mowing his lawn, and splashing the caustic liquid up and down the flowerbeds edged against the house. He pictured the house and everything it held crackling, buckling as support beams popped, sparked and the glowing flames writhed upwards into the rafters and onto the roof. That, he told himself, would be a world he could believe in, a world where violence was beautiful, a world where match led inexorably to flame. The mortgage would ignite as well, leaving him with little, other than his wife, his dog, his car to care for.

But Sylvia was sleeping. And he didn’t want to wake her.

He would do it. He had to. It was a promise, like his vows to Sylvia, like their adoption of Jacob, like their damned mortgage, that he had made. He would do everything that he could to keep the commenter happy, but he would do it on his terms, because—he realized slowly—there was little else in his life that he could still do on his own terms.

Colin sat back down and began to write.   

That night, the selkie swam through Andrea’s dreams, and Andrea’s dreams became those of the selkie. She saw through her eyes, felt currents of chill depth caress, pull, and push her small body down, down into depths illuminated from below by scaled bioluminescent bodies, bubbling fissures of steam and heat.

It was a fitful night’s sleep. Andrea woke certain that she was alone.          

Chapter 4: Silences

Colin turned back to the yard and gave it a final once over. He heard the front door slam shut and imagined Sylvia standing in the middle of cul-de-sac turning left, right, left, scanning each horizon for the smallest burst of movement, the slightest hint of Jacob galloping after some ineffable scent. He could hear her calling the dog’s name—the summer light dimmed—“Jacob! Jacob!” with the simple lilting melody of a child’s song. He peaked under and behind the peony bushes, the holly, the yew, searching out the random holes that Jacob had dug in search of moles. The sun and its last rays of amber and orange slipped behind the gas station behind Mrs. Burleigh’s yard. Then, at the fence line, Colin saw the hole at the edge of a blooming pink peony. It slipped beneath their fence and into the adjoining yard.

Colin hopped the fence and surveyed their neighbor’s yard. A rusting swing set—a relic of the Burleigh’s long-departed children—caught one last glint of the summer sun. It was getting harder and harder to see. The song of Jacob’s name grew fainter and fainter as Sylvia picked a direction and followed it. Colin scanned the yard, checked around the above-ground pool and the raised flowerbeds sprouting the green stalks of carrots and the twisting vines of tomatoes. There was no movement, other than his own.

Out of the corner of his eye, Colin saw the slightest twitch of movement near a woodpile. He rushed over to the drying firewood and peered into the gaps. Tiny white teeth bared in threat. A bright pink tail. A possum. Jacob was long gone.

 He scanned the far edge of the property. In the corner between two raised flowerbeds, he found a kink in the chain-link fence he’d never noticed. He looked over the fence into the next yard. A bird alighted in the middle of the lawn.

Colin was exasperated. Night had made his eyes, without the aid of streetlamps, almost useless. He went to the fence near the backdoor and looked up. There were no lights on. Mrs. Burleigh was out, perhaps making a No Trump bid at her weekly Bridge tournament at the Senior Center or strolling through the aisles of a local discount department store. Colin wondered, momentarily, whether or not she owned a gun, and tried to think of a suitable explanation for his trespassing if someone passing through the neighborhood called the police. Colin emerged into the sudden light of the streetlamp-lit cul-de-sac where he saw Sylvia turning in place as if she had no idea what her next move ought to be.  

“Any luck?” Colin asked.

“No. Where have you been? It’s dark.”

“I followed a hole into Mrs. Burleigh’s yard. I think Jacob may have taken that route this time.”

“Was he in her yard?”

“No, there’s a kink in the fence. He went through her yard, but we do have a direction now.”

“He could be halfway across town by now.”

“Well, what do you want to do?”

“If we have to keep looking for him, it might be a really long night. I need some coffee.”

“Do you want me to make some?”

“No. Grab the car keys. We can drive up to the gas station and grab some of those fake cappuccinos. Then we can drive around the neighborhood and hopefully spot him.”

“I think the odds are against that working,” Colin said. “You said yourself he could be in Peoria by now.”

“I need some coffee. Period. What were you doing when he got away, anyhow?”

“Fine. Let’s give it a shot.”

Colin dashed inside and grabbed the keys to the late model subcompact they’d financed when both of them had jobs, before the unthinkable became, not just possible, but fact. They had bought the car new, at the height of $3.00-a-gallon gas prices, when the demand for smaller cars had shoppers looking to downgrade from SUVs, before the collapse of the auto industry was propped up by government incentives and subsidies. Worse, Colin had irrationally decided, after some slight pressure from Sylvia that they both “deserved” their first brand new car, so he ignored the low-mileage, used lots.

Now, the subcompact with its hefty monthly payments, was worth several thousand dollars less than they owed, but Colin couldn't help but think of it as his baby, as a symbol of what almost was, of how their lives might have been if they’d worked in different industries, lived in a different city, or been more pragmatic in their decision of undergraduate majors. Colin slid into the driver side seat, twisted up the air conditioning dial to full, and tried—as he did every time he entered the car—to assure himself that they wouldn’t repossess his car if he could somehow manage to keep the payments at a month behind, and then tried to juggle through the bills that could wait this month before realizing that this could be the month where his machinations finally amounted to nothing.

“Come on, what are you waiting for?” Sylvia asked.

Colin started the car and drove as if on autopilot to the nearest gas station, trying the entire time to focus on driving, on watching for a dash of movement in a neighbor’s yard, while Sylvia, peered out the window, humming a 60s-era pop song to calm herself.

After they’d fueled up on coffee, they drove around the neighborhood, circling their own block and several adjoining blocks for half an hour in relative silence. Only the sound of the air conditioning and Sylvia’s humming—interrupted occasionally by exclamations of “Jacob!”—filled the car’s enclosed cabin. Colin let his mind wander with the pulse of streetlamp light on the windshield: What if we never find him? That will save us a few dollars. I’m not sure if Sylvia could deal with losing our dog right now. I’m not sure if I could deal with losing our dog right now. Perhaps it would be for the best. He’d nuzzle up to a family with an acre of land on the edge of the city, offering the sadness of his eyes as evidence of his perpetual need of love. He’d hunt rabbits. He’d be taken to better vets.

Colin pushed the more horrible what ifs away from his thought and refused to entertain less comforting possibilities.

“Jacob!” Sylvia screamed before returning to her humming.

The car crawled forward over all-too familiar streets. Oaks rustled. Lights flicked off in the houses they passed. Colin spotted a deer stalking the edge of a lot that had been for sale for 6 months.

He pointed. “That’s probably what Jacob’s after.”

“What?”

“That deer. Didn’t you see it?”

“No.” They sank back into a semi-silence that was growing increasingly uncomfortable for Colin. The longer they rolled forward along the neighborhood’s empty streets, the more it felt like a rebuke. I hadn’t been paying enough attention, he thought. I should have made sure the fence line was more secure. I should have walked Jacob more. I should have trained Jacob more, so that he would come, immediately, when called. I should have been able to find a fucking job.

Colin wanted, desperately, to break the silence, but had no idea what to say. He wanted not to think about now. He wanted, deep within his body, to think about the novel. He wanted to fall into the rhythm of making, to clamber, somehow, away from this rhythm of endless search.

Sylvia yawned and continued her humming.

“Maybe,” Colin said, “we should call it a night. Jacob will probably find someone to give him food and water for the night. Or maybe he’ll find a dumpster with a cache of chicken bones. Remember, he was a stray. He should be ok.”

“Stop the car!”

Colin slammed the breaks. They both jolted forward.

“What? What is it?” He asked.

Sylvia pointed out the window. “Jacob.”

There he was, head down, tail up, sniffing violently around a batch of gardenias at a corner house.

Colin flicked on the hazards, hopped out of the car, and jaunted uphill into the yard. “Jacob! Heel!”

Jacob continued sniffing vigorously. Colin heard the other car door slam. Sylvia was right behind him. He could use her.

“Jacob! Heel!” The dog stopped and sniffed more vigorously at a particular spot in the flowerbed. His paws arched up and he began digging. Trails of near black soil shot onto the otherwise immaculate lawn of this neighbor they’d never met.

Colin charged at Jacob. “No! You sit!”

The dog juked one direction and then the next, darting past Colin in the direction of Sylvia.

Sylvia cooed at him. “Hey, buddy. You hungry? Want a treat? Some water?”

Panting, he stopped, looked at her and ambled over near her legs. She leaned down and picked him up gently.

“Someone had a big adventure, tonight,” Sylvia said.

“We should crate him when we get home.”

“He won’t understand, and I really don’t care anymore. Let’s just go home and have that drink.”

“And then what?”

“Oh, hell, I don’t care. We can talk about your novel or fuck like bunnies. Let’s just get Jacob home.”